I hope you're not surprised

Hello people,

I sure hope you're not surprised by this economic collapse. With all the thievery of public funds under the guise of war, it was only a matter of time. I think the scoundrels in office were hoping to delay it until after the election. I believe that's what their stimulus checks were all about. Hope you didn't invest yours in the market. I spent mine on bills.

I wouldn't be surprised if Obama and McCain start fighting over who gets to lose.